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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."

"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."

"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""

"[Takes dog to park] *waits for romantic comedy to begin"

"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""

"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""

"Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."