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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."
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"What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people? He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this..."
"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"
"After handing cashiers money, I like to caress their hand just to let them know all sales don't have to be final."
"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""
"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."
"My favorite yoga pose is ""try to cut the toenail"""
"A priest, a jew, and an atheist all walk into a bar... ...You'd think one of them would've seen it!"
"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"
"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"