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Joke of the Day
"The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it'll make ya limp"
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"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."
"Write a suicide note on Facebook and they try to talk you out of it. Write a suicide note on Twitter and they correct your grammar."
"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious"
"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."
"I just googled: how to deal with low frustration tolerance. In the first article, in the first paragraph, I yell at the screen, ""WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUPID!"" True story."
"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."