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Joke of the Day
"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"
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"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."
"What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict? One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines."
"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"
"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"
"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"
"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"