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Joke of the Day
"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"
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"So aparently my local pub is haunted. Everyone keeps telling me the place is full of spirits."
"Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper."
"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"
"Hired a Mexican gondolier... ...his name was Pedro."
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
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"5 kinds of fear: - panic - terror - 15 missed calls from mom - ""wrong password"" - ""we need to talk"""
"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."
"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"