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Joke of the Day
"So aparently my local pub is haunted. Everyone keeps telling me the place is full of spirits."
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"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."
"Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht."
"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young?[nsfw] When you gotta make the train noise to get your cock in her mouth. EDIT: just helping you guys find your limits"
"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"
"I've been told I look like a young Denzel Washington's white neighbor."
"sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!!!"
"How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? A bad magician"