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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
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"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."
"""What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?"" ""I'm going to finish my book."" ""I didn't know you were writing a book."" ""I'm not, I'm reading one."""
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""
"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"
"Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don't answer to nobody."
"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"
"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"
"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"
"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"