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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
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"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"
"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"
"I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested."
"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""
"Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea"
"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."
"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""