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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"Whats so great about banging 26 year olds? There's 20 of em"

"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."

"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."

"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"