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Joke of the Day
"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""
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"Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green."
"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."
"She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts."
"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."
"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."
"When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha"
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"