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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS? Well, one you have to shuck between fits..."

"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."

"My prompt email replies are 10% due to me being a diligent employee, and 90% due to the crippling OCD that compels me to clear my inbox."

"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""

"[interview for CIA] Your resume says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or- *I've already thrown a wombat at his face*"

"What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan"

"I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""