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Joke of the Day

"I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages."

"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."

"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"

"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"

"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"

"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."

"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"

"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."

"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."