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Joke of the Day

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."

"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"

"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""

"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."

"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"

"How much is the price of sex in New Zealand? About $20 a kilo."

"What's the President's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."

"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."