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Joke of the Day

"Avoiding eye contact with co-workers is for rookies. Make eye contact and don't say anything as you pass"

"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""

"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."

"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."

"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."

"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."

"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."

"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"