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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me the other day, ""Dave, why do you always walk in front of me?"" I said, ""I'm sorry, I don't follow you."""

"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"

"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"

"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."

"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."

"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."

"Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that."

"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."