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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit."

"The stock broker said to his mistress I'm going to put everything I've got into rubber, and if it comes off I'll marry you."

"Does the 5-second rule still apply in the Men's bathroom at Target? I'm pretty commited to this pretzel, if it matters."