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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
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"No one will play my mix tape... They say it's a fire hazard."
"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"
"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"
"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut. racist jerk"
"New York Sports"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinqo. EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)"