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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"
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"What do you call a bar in Star Wars? A space bar."
"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."
"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."
"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."
"My spirit animal died of neglect."
"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."
"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three Ho's."
"Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: ""I have a boyfriend."""