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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."

"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."

"Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high."

"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""

"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."