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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"I don't ever have to worry about getting sex... Because I'm married, so I already know I won't. Takes all the guesswork right out of it."

"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."

"I wish there was an "" I don't get it button."""

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."

"What kind of fruit always has a wedding_ A cantaloupe....."

"Obama will go down in history as America's first gold president."