159007
Joke of the Day
"What do Emos and automatic lights have in common? They'll both off themselves eventually."
Next Joke
"Happy poops are all alike; every unhappy poop is unhappy in its own way."
"What does a hungry clock do? He goes back four seconds."
"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."
"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"
"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."
"I'm hesitant to use the word ""genius,"" but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly."
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("