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Joke of the Day

"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."

"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."

"I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene."

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"

"It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet."

"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?"