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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."

"can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*"

"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."

"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"

"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."

"What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now."

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"