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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
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"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."
"I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has sex with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present So far I'm getting one fancy-ass glove."
"Jacob Sartorious must have been born on a highway Because that's where most accidents happen."
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."
"What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips"
"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."