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Joke of the Day

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"

"What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!"

"pull my upvote"

"I know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"

"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""

"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"

"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"

"My cat said ""meow"", so I answered with a ""meow"", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."