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Joke of the Day
"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"
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"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"
"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"
"What did the black man say to the white man? What the fuck is up with that orange motherfucker?"
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."
"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"
"Why is King Joffrey like a mattress? Two twins make a King."
"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."