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Joke of the Day

"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"

"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."

"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."

"[first date] ""So... you didn't mention that you're trapped in 230 million year old amber."" [my motionless eyes glint within my golden shell]"

"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."

"WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE? Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"