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Joke of the Day
"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"
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"What happens when i find a good joke? I reddit."
"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"
"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"
"Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan... I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything."
"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."
"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."