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Joke of the Day
"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."
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"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."
"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."
"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"
"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."
"I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot."
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."