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Joke of the Day

"How to explain to your parents that you are a prostitute Hey mom, remember when I said I was tight for money? Now I'm loose for money."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes."

"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up."

"What's a mouse's least favorite shape? A trapezoid."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"Him: I think I'm getting sick. Me: Do you want some euthanasia? Him: I'm pretty sure it's called echinacea. Me: Tomato, tomahto."