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Joke of the Day

"You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google."

"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"Do you know why it's called the Holy Land? Because it's full of bullet holes."

"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."

"a strain of weed that permanently erases your memories and reduces your brainwaves to the carefree infantile state of a newborn baby"

"Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!"