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Joke of the Day
"Violets are green, roses are blue... Alright you bastards, who fucked with the hue?"
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"How I got over my procastination ... I will tell you later"
"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."
"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"
"I read that having sex every day for a year could transform your marriage. It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife."
"For 30 minutes after my first cup if coffee I love everybody. If I could bottle that feeling we could fix the world."
"Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"
"I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs."