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Joke of the Day
"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."
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"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."
"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"
"My fake ID is so good, bars never suspect I'm not an organ donor."
"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."
"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"
"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."
"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"
"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."