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Joke of the Day

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"

"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."

"When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too."

"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"

"Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live."

"A clown opened the door for me today. It was a nice jester."

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."