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Joke of the Day

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. But how did two flies get in a light bulb?"

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."

"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"

"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"

"Where do shadowbanned Redditors go? To the PAO Camp."

"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."

"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"

"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""

"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."