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Joke of the Day

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

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"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""
"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"
"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"
"I don't know why /r/deadbedrooms complains so much about starfish sex. Personally, it really turns me on when her arms grow back."
"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."
"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"
"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""