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Joke of the Day
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
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"Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face."
"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
"I got prescribed an antifungal... ... and now my girlfriend won't come near me."
"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."
"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"
"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"
"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"
"How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb? Juan"
"It's surprising how little people change Actually the process isn't that different, other than the tiny clothes"