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Joke of the Day

"I just read a story about a blind guy who's training to run in his eleventh marathon in case you were wondering what a lazy fuck you are."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."

"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."

"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."

"Relationships are like onions They seem harmless on the outside but once you get into it you'll cry."

"Why is North Korea horrible? Because they have no Seoul."

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""