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Joke of the Day

"I was invited to an event that requires causal dress. Should I wear a time machine or a syllogism print?"

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"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"
"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."
"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem."
"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"
"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"
"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
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