204290
Joke of the Day
"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"
Next Joke
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."
"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."
"Alexa, tell me a dirty joke The patron tells the waiter ""this coffee tastes like mud"". The waiter replies ""yes sir, it is fresh ground""."
"I track my calories religiously every day. First they are on my plate and then I put them in my mouth"
"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""
"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."
"When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart."