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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"
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"Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator."
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."
"What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop."
"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."
"When I like a girl, I play it cool. I wait. I text once, wait 60 years, and then I die."
"[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*"
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"Here is my period story Period. End of story."