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Joke of the Day

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever."

"Why do Jews love sandwiches? Because they're not made in ovens."

"My circumcision left me quite sore. I couldn't walk for two whole years!"

"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."

"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"

"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"