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Joke of the Day
"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."
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"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens."
"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"
"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"
"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."
"Amy Schumer's track record for great comedy is at an all time career high right now. Hope it doesn't end in a **Trainwreck**"
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"
"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."