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Joke of the Day

"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"

"There are two things a true man never chases... His liquor nor his women."

"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."

"""You remind me of this hooker i knew."" ""You knew a hooker?"" hey you don't call her that, she's your mother."

"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."

"Why don't Mexican's cross the border in three's? Because it says no *tres*passing"

"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."