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"Recep Kostak"
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"How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black."
"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""
"I once swore in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels."
"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts off by saying, ""A man once told me...."""
""" Let me be perfectly clear"" - My Aquarium"
"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""