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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
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"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday."
"Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election"
"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."
"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"