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Joke of the Day
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
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"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe you dick off on her teddy bear. I...I'm sorry. I was told this by a schoolmate in middle school."
"All the jokes on this subreddit... are fresh and original!"
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."
"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"
"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"