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Joke of the Day
"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"
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"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
"what is Mozart doing now? decomposing"
"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."
"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""
"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"
"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"""Wanna go camping?"" ""No thanks, I have a house."""
"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."