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Joke of the Day

"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."

"How do you blindfold a chinese person... you put a floss over their eyes."

"Life is like toilet paper... Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""

"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."

"What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game? Court is adjourned"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."

"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."