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Joke of the Day
"Something came in the mail today.... DEEZ NUTZ!!!! HA!!!! GOT HEM!!! GOT HEM!!!"
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"
"I just got a Christmas card promising lots of anal and oral sex this year... I fucking hate prison."
"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."
"The Best Joke Ever * Insert Story Here * * Insert Punchline Here *"
"'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium."
"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""
"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."
"Drink like a fish and you'll never feel like a fish out of water socially. You might look like one but you'll never feel like one..."