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Joke of the Day

"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"

"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."

"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"

"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."

"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."

"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"

"What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples? The MaxiPad"

"What's does an angry, anti-feminist Redditor have in common with a newborn baby? The only vagina they've touched is their mothers!"

"I accidentally locked my keys in the car across the street from an abortion clinic... .... I yelled, ""Hey! Anybody got a hanger?"" The protesters chased me for three blocks."