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Joke of the Day

"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."

"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"

"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."

"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."

"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."

"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."

"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"

"*catches son swearing through sign language* ""We don't use that language in this house"" *hands him hand sanitizer* ""You know what to do"""

"Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on."