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Joke of the Day
"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."
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"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."
"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."
"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."
"What they dont tell you, is that your sheets are actually made of Egyptians and Cotton."
"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."