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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
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"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"
"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."
"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser? Internet *explorer*!"
"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood"
"What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"