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Joke of the Day

"What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common? They're both pieces of china."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."

"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."

"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night. The cops have nothing to go on."